Stardate: 1.1.2012 -- I have entered this land through...what appears to have been a...dimension of...strange life forms: Matador brand corn chips, O-Kee-Doke Cheesie Popcorn, and... beer.
They sapped the very strength from me making me...helpless to their...powers. And since the...Prime Directive forbade me to make contact with these primative life forms or...introduce them to our technology I...had to eat them...in order to...escape.
I seem to have come through the...vortex however feeling...somehow renewed. As though...I had a new beginning. The last week and a half merely a...bump in the road to...my mission. To seek out...fatlessness and a greater state of...heatlh
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